OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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