In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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