been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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