I could have mohawked her pubes.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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