That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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