dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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