On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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