i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
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