I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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