Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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