I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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