The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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