Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Dicks are not precious.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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