whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize
