It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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