and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
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Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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