Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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