Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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