I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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