Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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