69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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