Hey man sorry I got all grabby
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
only you would photoshop your dick
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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