Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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