eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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