then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in