what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza