I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
This is my gift to your gina
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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