She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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