I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
only if we run a train.
done.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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