im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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