Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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