IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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