yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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