Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
