Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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