yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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