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I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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It is indeed
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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