If i come over, it means nothing
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
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I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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