i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize