theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
