You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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I need you to use more vowels.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
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If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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