i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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