3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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