and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you win again, gameday.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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