This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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