Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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