Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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