come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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