she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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