so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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