I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize