hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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