Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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