I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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