My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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