She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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