He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
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my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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what are you doing with your life
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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