I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
