it hurts more in the daytime
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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