Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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