i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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